Its crazy,every time I have a party someone draws on my furniture! Last time it was at the apartment on tucker,my dad had quit smokin reefer & became this obnoxious spaz and he drew "sally loves america" on my dresser. yep. he used to call me sally. Last night it was probably my friend Heather, since it was her birthday ima let it slide. The most awkward part of the night was that Heather invited Will, whom I hadnt seen since 7th grade after he took my virginity and my mom came storming in the room wielding a fuckin broom :X which she ofcourse beat the shit out of me with and locked me in a closet for a good while afterwards..yeeeah it did infact turn me off from sex for a looong time. My mom was not a mother,she was a sadistic prison guard and would put me in the fuckin hole for not asking to go to the bathroom,seriously. I probably deserved it that time though
Overall the night was great,just wish I didnt drink so many fru fru dranks.I had the qworst dream that I killed abuncha people and got caught selling illegal weapons, I dont know why I would dream that LOL
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